Publisher, site & Cast placed on 30-day hold by Administration ….

Yes, Mr. Welke is a straight up J-cat 5150 18-wheeler on 17 flat tires TRUCK, coming to halt via e-brake, shifting into low, swervin [Durbin!] and hopefully coming in for clean landing amidst a runaway truck mound. Jerry’s easy Tenor will lighten the moment before the CHP places mne in 4-point restraints in a [hopefully] tastefully-buttoned up hospital gown. Methinks this JG classic was playing when they found the rig.I likie the ones with the blue dots.
TapCast, now finally with fresh builds of Audacity, WP, FFmpeg Encoder & libmp3LAME.dll just ejected 2 new casts to let you know the ICU found its blood type ….O-….. the tracheotomy was successful and it will slowly revive, as did this writer in 2012. You can actually place this mess via iTunes, but for you ‘ultimate lazys’ out there I have an important question; ‘do you like Huey Lewis & The News?’
Associates & ***Performers/Staff at Impulse!*** get at me via email chris.e.welke@gmail …. the undisclosed location where Q-list celebs (me) and fmr. A-listers (Miley) wear robes, play footsy, drink coffee, talk at each other re: ‘where it all went wrong’ wont be of much help. its secure/discreet/private & as a journalist i’d rather you not violate anyone’s privacy besides moi. My drop-dead-gorgeous Suicide Gurl/gf/friends/w/benefits ‘Nic’ 1st stayed there about 11 yrs ago and the clientele was shocking. Did you watch the Academy Awards? Ok folks..there they are, the bvig ass black dudes, theyve got as straight jacket…mmm..mmmmmph!!!!
eeeee yuuuuuuu exxxxxt unnnnf!!!!!! Eyerra ssss nnnn ugleeeee ffft piyyyyg!!!! uuuuussshhhhh idddddd n-eye-nnnnnn eeeeelevennnnn!!!! Rrrrrumpo is uBer eeeeyond ay……ay…..mmmmm! AY….ummmphf _AYYYY!!!!! [ok cmon psycho it’s quiet time, we don’t waste Mr. Drew’s time do we?] ‘then why did he hire two n-OOOOOOFFFF!!!!’
If you clicky I money….can you do this fucking once for me?


Before they pull it! A Mis Abuelos with the Belgian dude!

Concierto! Other Spanish stuff. Bueno!
I saw this finals performance live with Stinky (great Euph player) we’d just about had enough BD/SCV/Cavs/PR/GF/Bones by that night, burt we didnt miss out on a chance to hear this one just 1 mo gin….s#!t A Drum Corps Fans Dream, part Dos yo!,

An allegedly properly-configured XML file for iTunes Podcasting….

version 3 of the image file created for iTunes/Apple 'requirements'

Ok, Here we go (at present I care more about getting Apple to publish the two test episodes I made than getting anyone to listen) First, the tech; then I’ll try to bring the funny. If it works, I’m technically “ON THE AIR” again so let’s do this yo! Less typy more talkyrssfeedxml
The above XML was generated in WordPress v4.2.2 on 5/31/15 by Chris Welke @Self-Similarity Studios and Tapper7.com, Los Angeles, CA. It is provided for informational purposes and this writer hopes it will assist others in the needlessly convoluted world of podcasts.
Third-party compliance validation :

RSS feed i/o  test. CHECK! Kids.... Always perform QA/QC compliance testing on anything made for public consumption
RSS feed i/o test. CHECK! Kids….
Always perform QA/QC compliance testing on anything made for public consumption

Stitcher Test

Why won’t my iTunes or Amazon movie play? What is this HDCP error? My Computer is brand new. I own these movies! ….

It appears to be a front-end issue. Log out of iTunes and/or reboot your system. It fixed mine. There is nothing wrong with your computer, just the front-end PHP that’s not reading your sys data correctly at-present.
…you know what bugs the shit out of me though how big “software” companies stifle simple bug reports, not intended to bash the company, spam it or even suggest that they did anything wrong, but to help users experiencing the same problem establish a work around that will keep people ON THEIR SERVERS (= >$++ for them) while they scramble to fix the problem.

The following images and comments indicate that though heavily edited and compliant with all posting rules, iTunes help refused to publish my question and subsequent solution:
A snipshot of: why won't my iTunes movie play? from itunes servermy q. includes another screen shot of a screen shot, my relevant and useful answermore screenshots os itunes attempted post-proof.snip of iTunes help banning Tapper's helpful post

So I’m calling shenanigans on that…as for Amazon…frequently when I buy new digital multimedia content…the screen goes all blk or all all white on me the 1st time I try to play it. Below is my hacky artistic, mouse-made rendition of what that looks like …with the addition of my snide comment…below: a sponsored link. thanks for reading! lots of new, tech-news and music mayhem coming at your 12 asap—Tapper.
a charicature of the video content missing from a newly purchased digital tv season.



Tapcast Prototype….

Tapper's new podcast logo prototype
Vector graphic created using Apache Open Office Draw

So WP auto-configs the RSS syndication…still more research to do regarding the PHP code …I’m holding off on adding the iTunes URL to the /rss.php file until I know what it DOES or if I’m missing anything or adding the wrong thing…one syntax error on your PHP scripts and it tears the whole f—ing site down (you must confirm the PHP will echo the correct XML file that can be crawled by iTunes’ particular feedreader. This will take some time to figure out, I’ll publish an appropriate how-to once it’s dialed in)…so for now…it’s 1995, hop in the Chevelle with me and let’s blast some rare 90’s tracks…just a test…future episodes will feature more original content…this is mainly music…very little of my stupid voice. If you were alive in the 90s…you’ll enjoy the punk, ska, brass and drum corps I threw together.
technical specs (all open source):
Runtime environment and Developer kit:
feed-rss2.php edit and testing in Netbeans v8.0.2 IDE (JRE 1.8 & JDK v8u25)
Sun Microsystems …uh….I mean “ORACLE”…. yeah….
Audio:
Audacity v2.0
FFmpeg_win v2.2.2
libmp3lame-v3.98.2
Vector Graphics:
Apache OOv4.1.1 -app: Draw
Artists featured:
The Cincinnati Pops Orchestra
The Toasters
Rancid
Social Distortion

Social DIstortion
Drum Corps????? you’ll just have to give ‘er a listen to see which closer I picked to cap this cavalcade of music goodness. Oh! and happy New Year.