Adverts.js test -or- How to fix truncated Javascript in WP.

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Subtitle: How to fix a WP crash remotely using FTP.

synban: script keeeps truncating right half of .js embedded content. **Update 12/14 – fixed.**
***Update Dec. 2014*** PHP Flush did the trick…thx Cuz.***

Start by dumping that theme you love so much: bad news…like me you had a few OCD breaks w/ reality and overdid the CSS/JS/HTML4-5 editing to “pretty it up” it’s ok I did it too

1. Choose a new and dressed-down theme.
2. Crack a book on CSS or goto the only free tutorial sponsored by the w3c: and use their CSS Roadmap.
3. Backup your WP data, I suggest an FTP client. You may need to contact your host-server for admin and file-swapNswitch capabilities.
4. Backup your current themes/fxns/data and style before you tear it up. One pHp syntax error and it’s CURTAINS-then you WILL need FTP to get it back up n runnin’
5. If you are not qualified; have your kid do it.

***I owe it to my sponsors to make sure they have access to all of Google’s std lib. of adTypes, so you’ll see mostly ads in this post. This is only a test but the sponsor data displayed is no less relevant.****

***Update Dec. 2014 – 728px exceeds width oftext box. WIP***
Sponsor .js test Horizontal Basic 728×90 follows:
**UPDATE**  dec2014a : 728×90 no good for posts, footer/header only. Ad removed.

Btw after all that shit Content ID put me through for no reason?
May as well fire back:
If you know how to use t0awr@ntz…script:
Xsh%>run \t ^^^^^
Xsh%>browser “HYPTXXfercntrlPrtcll// the(Yarrrrrr!!!!)DOTessee”
Xsh%>inject pr0n.getName || flick.getName || whatevuhz
Xsh%>queryDB
Xsh%>hash etz string[]* argvector V
DO: Raise middle finger in the direction of your choice.

Synchronous Advertisement Test 320×100 follows:


Asynchronous Advertisement Test 320×100 follows: 
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Credit where credit is due: visit GoTo for searches and to find a nice gift for loved one.goto.com is Tapper7 approved safe, secure, honest and NOT a scam – just legit and hyper-talented webdevs.

Quick Update: Cal Poly, Site Update, Project Status Reports etc. et. al….

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Hello Reader!

Thx for stoppig by…this is an old-school, (almost! teehee..!) txt only what-up post…..
Interesting news development directly related to
The Cal Poly San Luis Obispo News Archive
can be found at The California Register. Read it. Like actually read it. There you go…

Youtube and German Soccer League:
Dropped bogus Copyright claim….
“The Love Theme” from “Dances with Wolves” arr., performed, recorded, filmed, edited and published by Chris Welke in honor of Dominique Mainon (1971-2012) is safe locally and viewable on Youtube by anyone at anytime.
There is no me or anything worth reading BY me w/o her guidance and wisdom.
Please visit her author page on Amazon-film buffs will not be disappointed.
All book purchases benefit her memory and your film-knowledge-base.
Your book collection will also benefit- it’s Value_Add CITY!

Podcast: coming soon – to integrate w/ this blog to provide decent content. More fun. Less words. Clarity++; Info++; Entertaining^2; Boring–;

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…if you ARE her all my assistance/resources/protection are yours.
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search – unlock Java Deployment Toolkit and Java TM Platform For Windows 7….

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***Ed’s note***I figured out a way to run the JDK locally – it was a matter of updating win7|||GROAN|||

Mozilla is really making an easy task OVERLY difficult!…A minor security flaw… Forgive me, My custom tailored advertising script that caters to mobile devices specifically is failing …either no I buried it in an old post or it’s not working…0% coverage so is included below:




Mozilla is absolutely awful…. their forums lead to NO REAL ANSWERS——threads say “Solved!”
bullshit “SOLVED”!!! They always say how they’re the fastest and best and most thoroughly tested…there is NOBODY in the tech industry more full of shit than a Mozilla WebDev….one comment on the forums said he knows “lots of WebDevs who work for Mozilla but they tell people they are private consultants….trust me it’s not a badge of honor to say you design software fora company even worse than Microsoft!*

Need to determine if it’s possible on FF or if Chrome or IE can do it…I prefer chrome but I initially couldn’t open any example APIs if chrome was set to default. Internet Exploder didn’t even load…but several web searches indicate FF is the ONLY browser capable of running JDK and JTMP (click-to-play)

Ed’s note: I SO DON”T CARE NOW….Mozilla really is awful though!

Which is it??? I found a decent post that gave me new Ideas to try… so credit to http://www.ghacks.net/2013/09/19/enable-java-firefox-sites-trust/ 

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and whoever wrote it. #OOM strategy 101 – find an unanswered quetion and answer it. —> free natural helpful nice thing to do that provides heavy web traffic as a by-product of being a good person. Motivation that comes from the heart and mind is not only ethical…it generates profit.

Motivation by greed leads to….corruption and LOSING all your money is the by-product.

*In fairness. Microsoft has a new workstation/cloud system that allows you to implement all their office products for like 10 bucks a month…you get a bunch of cloud memory plus Word, AccessDB, Excel, PP…it might even come with a developer kit, a wysywig editor, Vizio (I still want Vizio), maybe there’s an upgrade that would include SharePoint? It’s Called Office 360 pr 365 or something anyway I have to admit it looks like serious value-add to any small business or startup. credit where credit is due.

Anyone or anything I trash publicly also has an equal opportunity for my praise.

Best improvised radio bit ever….

By Greg Hughes and Anthony Cumia, you can hear them live on Sirius/XM Radio Monday through Friday. Still no “hole” after all these years and still fighting for free speech – unparalleled in cringe humor. After Greg, Tony and the master Phil Hendrie retire there will be little quality-innovative, hardworking, honest, non-formulaic, non-plagiarized FUN radio left. A piece of artwork.

http://www.siriusxm.com/theopie&anthonychannel
Please follow the above link to give ’em try. Catch the virus. Catch AIDS and die too!
Note: this Web site is run by a pest.

Best improvised radio bit ever….

 
 
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